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I need a girl that gets hot when I start singing along to musicals.

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  • #i love musicals
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  • #photography #random pics
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What Are You Thinking?

I just spent the past twenty minutes calculating the force of 1 gram of semen being ejaculated at the same speed of a jellyfish’s nematocyst (i.e. 700 nanoseconds). At the Earth’s surface it would exert about 0.000000012% of the Earth’s mass worth of force over 1 sq. meter. It doesn’t seem like a lot, but that is roughly 1.6 Quadrillion pounds.

How do I explain this to my ex-girlfriend when she texts, asking what I’m thinking about? Oh you know…just how much my semen could utterly-destroy-the-world from how hard you still make me. 

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  • #nerding intensifies #how much you turn me on
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  • #the insanity #social media #fuck yeah
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K-pop makes me so mmmm

I love k-pop.

That is all.

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  • #kpop
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  • #yogscast #fan art
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  • #frieza no #lel
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  • #harry potter #behind the scenes #gifs #lel
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  • #solar eclipse #ring of fire #the one ring #LOTR
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  • #body language of sex #stockings #kitty wants her treat
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  • #chain tag #dont hate me
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Broken Sky

I just found all nine books of the Broken Sky series by Chris Wooding finally! It has taken me eleven years of searching, and I finally had to resort to bookshops in the UK. They are on their way and I’m incredibly excited!!!

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  • #broken sky #chris wooding #steve kyte
  • 3 days ago
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  • #annie #League of Legends #fan art
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  • #sharks #silly headlines #lel #internet under attack
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