I need a girl that gets hot when I start singing along to musicals.
I just spent the past twenty minutes calculating the force of 1 gram of semen being ejaculated at the same speed of a jellyfish’s nematocyst (i.e. 700 nanoseconds). At the Earth’s surface it would exert about 0.000000012% of the Earth’s mass worth of force over 1 sq. meter. It doesn’t seem like a lot, but that is roughly 1.6 Quadrillion pounds.
How do I explain this to my ex-girlfriend when she texts, asking what I’m thinking about? Oh you know…just how much my semen could utterly-destroy-the-world from how hard you still make me.
I just found all nine books of the Broken Sky series by Chris Wooding finally! It has taken me eleven years of searching, and I finally had to resort to bookshops in the UK. They are on their way and I’m incredibly excited!!!